I was a gullible fool.
Lemme tell ya, back in boarding school there was this other student who would waltz to me… and use that question to get me to willingly “share” my food with him.
I mean seriously, who wouldn’t want to know? Especially when you’re a teenager and you and somehow attach sexual innuendo to everything you hear and see.
This rip-off artist would just pop into our dorm, come to me and say:
“so James, do you still want to know happened between the baboon and the dog?”
And like the dumb bastard I was…
I’d fall for it and give him of my food as he launched into a long elaborate tale about a baboon and a dog…except that…
Yet he’d never finish it!
For a whole week he kept me on the seat of my pants with the story until I finally realised the awful truth:
I was too fucking stupid to see I was being played.
There was never anything that happened between the baboon and the dog.
He just wanted to keep me distracted long enough for me to give him my food. Gotta give him credit though, he knew the power of dangling the carrot in front of me to get what he wanted.
Just the promise of getting information or an answer is enough to make someone take action.
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…Till the next wave of madness…Vae Victis…