That’s what is sounded like during my infamous “honk-off” against a random stranger two years ago. The conflict was so brutal my family shall speak of this brutal bloodbath for generations… okay so it wasn’t that dramatic but you have to give me some credit for making seem epic.
Here’s the backstory behind the whole thing.
2 years ago a good friend of mine jetted in from Great Britain and I had to pick her up from the airport. On the way to the hotel we came across some sick bastard who parked his car in the middle of the road a few meters from where the road corners. I honked my horn at the guy to move his car out of the way as I was navigating around him.
Seeing a challenge the fornicator of matriarchs then honked back at me in defiance.
Not to be outdone by this amateur I honked back at him… TWICE. And he honked back at me THREE TIMES. And the exchange went on as I drove away from him however he had the last honk before I turned around the corner out of his sight.
Think it’s over?
Well, guess what buddy. It’s not.
I couldn’t stand the idea of someone else getting the last honk on me so I stopped the car, reversed back to where he could see me, and honked back at him ten times before zooming off in a trail of dust.
Just plain weird? Yes.
But there is a moral to this little battle I fought.
Listen here, your prospect are bored out of their minds. They’re just going through the motions of life on autopilot looking for the next event or piece of entertainment which’ll knock em out of their zombie like state. Even if that entertainment is challenging the most handsome man in the world to a “honking contest”( I’m referring to me ! ), or even better, reading your emails and getting getting their dose of fun.
So do your prospects a favour and send them an email to slap them out of their trance.
Oh, and if you want entertaining emails which’ll give your prospects the kick in the pants they need to take action and buy your shit, then hit me over at:
And jot down your details into the contact form at the bottom of the page and I’ll reach back soon as I can.
However if you’re more traditional and prefer to send me an email then just shoot me you details over to:
Jay[@]jaymakoni.com ( remove the brackets. I put them there to stop spam bots ).
Till the next wave of madness…
PS- YES, I AM the most handsome man in the world.
As I quote the World Health Organisation:
Jay Makoni is very pretty. Women with heart conditions should not look at him. In fact, women without heart conditions should not look at him either. He is very pretty.
…okay maybe I made up the whole WHO quote above.
Anyways, just to drill it in, send me the details of your product, list size and market and we can make book a quick strategy chat or call to chart the way forward to making you shitloads of moolah with email.
My email is: