The most retarded trend I’ve spotted everywhere on the interwebz is the dumb idea of calling every “new” strategy or tactic a “ninja tactic”.
That word has been bandied around by internet marketing Ghuuruz so much that anyone taking it seriously is probably a brainwashed zombie on his knees sucking the local Ghuuru`z cock for breakfast.
It’s kinda like that scene in the movie Speed Racer. Where speed and his family are attacked by a pair of wannabe ninjas while they’re sleeping and actually end up beating the “ninjas” up and throwing `em out of the window into the river. Speed’s younger brother then asked his Pop if that was a ninja who attacked them.
More like a “none-ja”. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
Truth in television? I think so to.
That being said, it’s the same thing with all these so called “ninja tactics” being peddled by the so called Ghuuruz, with “their 24 part funnels with 45 upsells and 32 downsells and a free unicorn if you order now! Meh…Awesome as those tactics may sound on paper, usually you’re over-complicating what’s supposed to be a simple process to get your prospects to hand over their moolah.
That’s also the reason why you never see me use the word “ninja” to describe anything. I respect the ninja too much to spoil their proud name.
Moving onwards, if you want to use my copywriting skillz to sell your product and line your pockets with loads of moolah, then you and I need to have a quick strategy chat.
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My skillz may not be none-ja tactics, though they still kick shitloads of ass.
…till the next wave of madness… Vae Victo…
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jay @ jaymakoni.com