“I need a bigger butt, help me James”
My cousin actually said that to me this morning. Apparently she’s been doing squats and lower body exercises to make her booty moar appealing to the opposite sex and she wanted me to check on YouToob if she was doing it right.
Weird request if you ask me.
Why the hell would a girl ask her bigger brother figure to help give her the power to make any guy in a five mile radius get a raging boner?
I’m not a woman so I’m not going to question WHY she was so obsessed with having a larger posterior.
Moving on… I indulged her request and searched for:
“exercises to get a bigger ass” and got a massive list of results from everyone… ranging from work at home moms who’re posting videos on line purely for fun.
To fitness junkies who’re sharing their personal tips.
To women’s fitness experts who clearly knew what they where talking about.
So who do you think I chose for my cousin to watch?
You guessed it! I chose the women’s fitness experts! Because I’m not going to leave someone unqualified or a random generalist to give my cousin advice on how to make herself look and feel good.
That would be fucking stupid, as my brother would say.
That being said, your customers are also trying to make the same decision when they’re comparing YOU to your competition.
“Which one fits ME better?”
“This one looks like too much of a generalist”
“Does this one look like she knows her shit?”
“I don’t trust this one… she doesn’t look like she walks the talk”
…Yuppers. Those right there are some of the thoughts your prospects have when they’re looking at their options.
And when they’re comparing YOU to the competition.
Okay enough of that for today.
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…Till the next wave of madness… Vae Victis…
“On with the show”