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Right off the bat I'm gonna be honest with ya. You've been living a lie Everything you think you know about ninjas is dead wrong. There. I said it. Here's what I mean. The common depiction of …
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Strap yourself in, comrade. I'm about to reveal a “crack” most marketers never notice in their campaigns. A crack that grows into a massive hole, crippling your sales process. And I'll be using an …
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Over 150 years ago, Freud was looking into the complex dynamics of male-female relationships and finally came upon what we now reffer to as the ”Madonna/whore complex”. Don't worry, I'm not gonna bog …
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Oh, but I am Captain Jack Sparrow Those are the words they used to grip me by the balls and wrench me awake... You see, I went to watch a school play a few years back. It was a unique retelling of …
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Did you know, you have a distinct, impossible to copy style of driving? The way to make the engine squirm with pleasure, slam the breaks... and hit those curves is unique to you...and only you. I …
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Long copy works... Except when it doesn't. Here's what I mean... Went on an Amazon binge yesterday and got my self a copy of "Mode One", by Alan Roger Curie. In one of the chapters, he quotes the …