Aren’t I the most unlucky bastard who ever lived…
SO, This bullshit just happened. Read on and laugh at Jay’s chronic bad luck…
Went to the bank with my big brother earlier this mroing. Saw these two hot girls just standing outside the Bank doors. They where gorgeous I tell ya.
Two young women just standing there waiting for me to come bless them with my manly presence as mother nature intended, their asses gently curving behind them… teasing my lustful eye ( how I love being me ). The fruit of the earth brings out the man in me. Moving on…
First thing that went off in my mind was:
Second thing that went off in my mind was:
“So, which one do I approach?”
I checked them out from the side angle and chose the one with the larger ass ( I’m an ass man. Don’t blame me. ). However, as I was walking towards my chosen target she whipped out her phone and started talking on it.
Can’t talk to her anymore. It’s rude to interrupt a phone call.
Time for plan B!
I decided to switch my strategy and start talking to the other girl instead ( she was hot too ). Found out the girls where sisters, and instantly knew asking the girl out in front of her sister was NOT going to work no matter how good looking I am.
So I asked her to walk with me to a spot about 5 meters away… give or take a couple of inches… so I could talk to her in private.
Unfortunate her big sister wasn’t having any of that and called her sister back.
SWEET MOTHER OF COCKBLOCKS!
Apparently here sister “didn’t know me” and wasn’t going to watch her younger sibling get hit on by me.
Well… this stuff happens. Sometimes there’s nothing you CAN do if you’re cockblocked.
It’s just as easy… if not EASIER to get cockblocked when you’re selling online.
However it doesn’t have to be as grim.
Sometimes your prospect is going to be distracted before they finish reading your pitch. Sometimes somebody is going to cockblock you and stop them from buying from you.
Sometimes the earth is going to split before your prospect’s eyes and a fire breathing unicorn with rainbow colored hair that poops chocolate ice-cream is going to crawl out of the crack… forcing your prospect to drop your pitch and ride the unicorn to the ends of the rainbow!
Sorry to tell you this… but you CAN’T beat a fire breathing unicorn no matter how good your offer is.
That being said, even though you can’t close the sale right there and then… you can still capture their email adress and deploy the “anti cockblock” email followup strategy to get them to hand you their moolah.
And, if you want my help crafting an anti cockblock followup stratey strategy for your email funnels, then go book your no cost 30 minute consultation call over at this page:
And we’ll go forward from there.
Till the next wave of madness… Vae Victis…
“On with the show”