I’m drinking pig piss.
NO! Not pig urine… eeeeewwwww.
I’m referring to the special homemade liquor my dad makes. My old friend Solomon gave the booze that title 3 years ago back at college. You see…
Over the past few years dad’s been on quite the moonshine streak. Experimenting with different ingredients and slowly building his own distillery to launch his own booze factory.
Now, I’ll be honest with ya
Dad’s moonshine is some strong shit ( 46% alcohol content ).
I actually had to pour just 2 tablespoons of the stuff into my orange juice to survive the drink. And I’m already feeling tipsy as I write this! However, here’s the funny part about this whole moonshine business…
You’d think making your own liquor is super hard, damn pricey and needs an army of trained brew-masters … yet that’s not the case. Googling a modern distillery may give you pictures of massive metallic structures which resemble death machines more than booze processors.
But if you just take apart the bigger distilleries…you’ll notice they’re made of smaller structures which anyone can replicate on a smaller scale.
In fact, the whole process of making your own moonshine is simpler than what the TV shows and documentaries would have you think.
Only problem is that when some people try doing it they “over-complicate” the process and end up doing nothing.
Same thing applies to email
Email may seem like an un-tamable demon where you’d need a giant followup sequence, massive list and my dashing good looks to start getting a reasonable ROI.
Yet it’s much simpler that all that.
In fact, the necessary parts needed to actually get a decent ( and profitable ) email marketing campaign are fewer than what your resident Internet marketing Ghuru and his cock-sucking fanclub want you to believe in their hypocritical self promotional bullshit.
Just having these parts together will save you loads of headaches AND bring the money into the bank
These are the same parts I help my clients integrate into their email marketing strategies for massive profits.
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…Till the next wave of madness… Vae Victis…