A common gag on TV is for the main character to set up a blind date with someone they met online or
on Tinder, only for them to find out their so called date looks as ugly as the bastard love-child of Moby
Dick and Big Foot.
However, the truth is stranger than fiction…
If you’ve been on the interwebs during the past few years I’m sure you’ve heard of some poor souls
sharing their blind date horror stories. In this modern age of Photoshop I wouldn’t be surprised if a few
women out there spend their nights editing their pictures by smoothing their skin and adding a few
more inches to their boobs and asses before chucking the pictures on ye olde social networks to lure in
their next sucker…
And this isn’t just isolated to the dating world either.
Oh no…. it’s much worse when it comes to your customers ordering products from ads.
We live in a day and age where shady marketers hype their ads so much their prospects think they’re
ordering a Rolls Royce when instead they’re paying for a rusty Toyota Shitbox.
You’d surprised how your prospects would react after receiving their order to find it’s not only ” Just
like the picture “, yet also waaaay better than they expected.
And, last but not least, if you want copy which’ll make your prospects buy your products or services without giving them
any purchase-blind date stories, then join forces with me now and let’s craft a killer pitch for your
Just hop on over to this page:
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And let’s schedule a quick strategy call to discuss your product, market and offer.
Till the next wave of madness…