I’m not dead…
in case you’re wondering. There’s lots of work happening on the backend on my operation that my hands are usually more tied up than the only hooker available on half price Tuesday at the local tavern.
That being said…
I have a confession.
Well, it’s less of a confession and more of me stating the obvious. I’m sure everyone including their grandmothers know just how much I hate the iphone and everything else branded with a half eaten fruit.
So, back in college there was this guy who always showed his iphone off ( Where I live, iphones where not as common back then ).
Personally I didn’t get why he loved the damn gadget.
I mean, the phone looks pretty and all… But I’ve seen more functionality from an empty cardboard box by IKEA. From a purely technical point of view I can’t imagine how anyone even takes the iphone seriously, or even considers splonking hundreds of moolah for a phone as useless as tits on a bull.
I even tried arguing with Sir Show-Off-His-iphone back at college about how useless the Iphone was. And his response?
He looked me in the eye and said:
Yeah, but I buy iphones for the prestige
…And the funny part?
It took me a good four years to let the message sink in that people buy some things for prestige and recognition. Yep.
I’m slow when it comes to some things. Afterall, nobody’s perfect ( Though to be honest you’re either close to being perfect or you aren’t me ).
But I’m lightning fast when it comes to everything else though.
Anyways, enjoy the weekend.
Oh, and I have a few slots open this month for a few free email funnel analysis sessions. If you want to book a spot and have me tear your current email funnel a new asshole to shit money out of then go fill your details in over here:
or fire me an email with your details over to:
[email protected] dot com
And we’ll book a date for a quick skype call.
…Till the next wave of madness… Vae Victis…
“On with the show”