I’m not kidding.
As I write this I have the worst pain in my neck, my right thumb is extremely sore, I have an airbag burn on my left arm and my left knee is in a bandaid. What happened?
I was driving home after dropping off my nephew when a 15 ton lorry suddenly veered into my land and rammed me head on.
Do take note I was driving a Honda Fit, or Honda Jazz depending on where you live.
All I remember was the fear of helplessly watching the lorry charge towards me. Pure desperation as I was slamming my breaks to lessen the impact. A loud crash as metal folded metal and shattered glass flew into my face. Dizzy darkness and deafening noise as my car was dragged 6 meters off the road and onto a tree. And to round it all off, the taste of my own blood coupled with the shocking realization of how I took a 15 ton lorry head on in a fucking Honda fit and got away with a few bruises.
The impact launched my head forwards while my body was held by the seatbelt, straining my neck muscles ( if I was going any faster my neck muscles would’ve been torn.
My left ankle hit the dashboard while the airbag slammed into my face with the wrath of a woman scorned.
My glasses where literally knocked off my face and out the window.
Yet… I live.
I’m alive. Right here and now. A bit sore, but alive.
Now, as much as I’d like this post to be about my near death experience I’m not gonna let you go without a tip.
What happened to me can happen to you in your business.
You see, you can be playing perfectly by the book yet it’ll take just one slip up by someone else in your industry to totally screw you over.
You and your competitors all play in a shared field for the most part.
That being said, if any one of you pull off a fiasco so terrible that a potential customer loses trust in the industry, you’ve lost a sale. And if the fiasco is massive, you’re all fucked.
So keep your eyes open.
And prepare for the shitstorm.
And yes, I can still write copy. If you need kickass copy written by the copywriter who cheated death, then email me at:
[email protected] dot com
And I’ll get back to you.
Or just fill your details in over at:
That’s all for today. I’m gonna rest now. Lil sis brought me some apples.
Till the next wave of madness…Vae Victo
PS-Wear your seatbelts. Seriously. That shit saved my life yesterday. If I hadn’t had mine on I’d be dead right now.
Do yourself…no…not yourself.
Do your family a favor and strap in.
PPS-Oh, and here are some pictures I took of the aftermath.