Email Funnel Strategist : Artist : Shitweasel
Uncensored marketing brain-farts from arguably the most sarcastic email marketer on the planet.
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I messed up... How? Well...Just a moment ago I took a quick mini-quest to the department store. In my futile attempt to make everything easier, I slipped into a mini autopilot mode and ended up …
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Sometimes, you just have to say no. I'll explain why in a moment... What I'm about to tell you, is a mistake so deadly it'll earn you the eternal scorn of your customers. NOT your potential buyers, …
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Y'know, just now something happened to me that “opened my eyes”... You'd think after all these years with all the fancy gadgets we got, we humans would still know better than to ignore our intuition. …
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Just read the weirdest thing on the news t'day ( yes, I read it too ). Here goes. Look like a homeless fella broke into a morgue and had sex with a corpse. No, there where no pics and they spared us …
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I'm a huge fan of the Avatar animated series and the second season, Legend of Korra is chock full of killer marketing tips. One of my favourite scenes is when Tenzin, the world's only Airbending …
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